That'll be the day...

May 25

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cockringtoss:

the nEW FACEBOOK EMOJI THINGS ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING THINGS I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE???

lITERALLY WTF IS THIS I CAN SEE ITS UVULA

(via maddiethewriter)

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what are the top five Things you associate with me

(Source: awastrelmescalined, via masturgr8)

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

(via isis-)

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thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

(via people-should-all-be-onions)

apsilpastille:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

#empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

#it’s raining men

(via mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis)